Saturday, May 2, 2009

The Androgynous: Beyonce



So - These are pictures of Beyonce during her stay in Vienna, Austria. Has anyone noticed that her bodyguard is missing? He was replaced by a guy that was rumored to be a "fruity" jump off (The Best of Best Worlds - Huh).

Funny - Did anyone reveal the exact location - where Beyonce was "signing autographs"? Was it outside of a Hotel in Vienna? Was she alone?

Did anyone notice that she was without her cousin? The "Body" guard? Well - it's obvious that Beyonce's "Body" was being guarded by some other "guy". It's also obvious that Jay-Z knew the identity of the other guy.

After this photo was released, Jay-Z had a business dinner with "Rihanna". The next morning, Rihanna was caught wearing the same clothes....?? Then, it was reported on TMZ that Jay-Z threw a party in Vegas. Finally, Beyonce appears with her sister and mother and she's the only one smiling. Did she fly them out to prove a point?

The Plot Thickens...

Are you paying attention or are you still complimenting Beyonce's silver high-top "pinky-toe" cutters ($1600.00 YSL - PLEASE)?

Are you really paying attention? If so, then allow me to ask, "Why is Tina wearing the top to the dress Beyonce wore at the "Notorious" Premiere?

23 comments:

  1. I don't even have the strength to ask. What are you getting at. And yes we are paying attention, to the fact that you are always asking us are we paying attention. Why don't you just come out and tell what you would like for us to see!

    So are we to assume that Gay Z replaced Beyonce's "Body Guard", with this lesser hunk so he can be the only one stepping out on the shame of a damn marriage? And the fact that Bee is lonely as fuck, a dizzy broad and have no other friends.

    By the way Solange looks like she can be Keri Hilson's sister. They look more alike than she and Bee. I really don't think that Beyonce and Solow are sisters. You NEVER EVER EVER EVER see them show you a picture of Solange when she was a baby. Hell you never see a picture of Solow with them PERIOD. It's as if they borrowed Solow from a family member to validate their made up family.

    I remember when they featured them on MTV Cribs they stated that Solange's Bed Room was in the Garage. I was like what the fuck is up with that. They tried to explain it like she likes to play her music loud so thats why everyone agreed to make the Garage apt hers. But Kelly's room was in the main house. You mean to tell me they didn't have enough money back then where they could have built an extension on the house for her. They are some sinister MF's. None of their stories add up. I listen very intentively when they give interviews so I can reflect back on them when they deviate from it later. I always catch them in lies. They definately have very dark secrets. Their dangerous!!

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  2. I think the moderator is trying to hint at Beyonce getting caught cheating with her new bodyguard. The light skin guy (who was mentioned to be her cousin) wasn't around. He was replaced by this dark skin fruity looking guy.

    I know everyone is paying attention. Everyone through NAS and Kelis wouldn't Divorce and guess who hooked them up? Jay-Z. Jay-Z hooked dame dash up with his deranged wife too. Kelis was born as a hermaphrodite. Her hormones are out of control, now that she's pregnanat. She can't get those "shots" while she is pregnant. This is some serious stuff going down.

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  3. Come on now, not ever 48 hours after beyonce was caught taking autographs outside of a hotel with some new man, jay-z schedules a meeting with Rihanna? Then it's heavily rumors that Rihanna didn't sleep alone that night and woke up wearing the same clothes? Then Jay-Z throws a party in Vegas? Beyonce make sure she is pictured with her mother and sisters - to prove a point to Jay-Z? DECEPTION! Rumor has it, that Beyonce enjoys strapping it on for "gay" men. One of her assistance told me that she wish she didn't get "it" cut off; if you know what i really mean. She's so much like Jay-Z. He sure did marry as he says, "The Best of Both Worlds".

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  4. signing autographs

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  5. DAG! Keri Hilson look just like SO'LAME!

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  6. This explains the reason why Keri decided to retract the "diss" comments she made about Beyonce.

    The Plot Thickens!

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  7. so is this the explanation for the fake smile?

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  8. Oh no, please don't tell me my girl Kelis was born a Hermie. Damn Damn Damn! I really like Kelis though. This don't change anything as far as me liking her music. Kelis has a natural beauty. If Beyonce is going to be jealous of anybody it should be her. This explains why Kelis is such a darn freak. She gets it in with anybody.

    Damien Dash's wife look like a Katoey to me. I've always felt that she looked like a very good looking man in the face. And is she the mother of his daughter. Because that chile looks nothing like her besides I can't remember her ever being pregnant and the daugher looks like she is older than the number of years that Dame and his wife were married.

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  9. What I would like to know is was Beyonce penis big enough to penetrate someone? And also do she still have her uterus and ovaries? Everyone is saying that she need to slow down and give Gay some children but she may not be able to. I guess Sasha says "shit my damn kids are grown now, I'm not trying to have no mo damn kids. I'm gone just focus on my grandbaby",(in her mother's JamesEtta's voice).LOL

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  10. Who in the fukk do gay azz Jay Z think he is hooking everybody's marriage up. These soft azz ni@@as allowing this hideous looking, retarded M-----F------r dictate to them who they should marry! They crazy as hell and the funny part is his damn marriage is a shame.

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  11. OH PLEASE OH PLEASE, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN GO TO FIND PICTURES OF PEOPLE'S GENITALS THAT HAVE THIS CONDITON. NOT A PERV OR ANYTHING BUT THIS IS SOME WILD SHIT. I CHECKED OUT THE PICTURES IN PETER WILKINS GALLERY BUT I WASN'T SURE WHEITHER THESE ARE ACTUAL HERMAPHRODITES OR JUST MEN THAT HAD BREAST IMPLANTS. BUT I MUST SAY THAT THE FIRST PICTURE LOOKS JUST LIKE A CHICK WITH A DICK.

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  12. I read through the cases "intersexuals with an attitude". These stories were written by people who were born with the condition. They went through years of being photograph by the most experienced Doctors. One lady (or man) talked about requesting copies of her pictures and she was told that those pictures don't exist!

    They wouldn't give her her PICTURES! They are being kept as "scientific evidence".

    These people will never open their legs to reveal both genitials merely because they spent their childhood opening their legs to reveal it to doctors.

    But after it's removed. They can't seem to keep their legs closed! Just look at Beyonce! She always kept her legs open! But i heard through this guy that she know how to work a strap on my a MAN! She has a strap that's personalized. It's filled with different "control" buttons!

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  13. KERI HAS AN ODD SHAPED FOREHEAD. SHE LOOK WEIRD WITHOUT HAIR ON HER FOREHEAD JUST LIKE RIHANNA!

    KERI HAS SOME BIG FEET JUST LIKE CIARA. CIARA LOOK MORE AND MORE LIKE A MAN AND S-HE'S ANOTHER ONE THAT CAN'T KEEP THEIR LEGS CLOSED!

    THEY HAVE MINDS JUST LIKE A MAN. A MADE BODY AND A MIND JUST LIKE A NAUGHTY MAN.

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  14. JAY-Z IS HOOKING ONE OF THE KARDASHIANS UP. YOU SEE GAY-Z GET'S 1/3 OF THE PROFITS FOLLOWING THE DIVORCE BECAUSE HE HOOKED THEM UP!

    LOOK AT DAME!
    LOOK AT NAS (THE WERE ENEMIES BEFORE)!

    KELIS USE TO BRAG ABOUT "NOT WEARING CLOTHES". SHE SPENT TIME IN GAY-Z'S BED!

    IT'S THE ARRANGEMENT. SHE WAS SENT TO "OCCUPY" NAS'S MIND! AT SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT SHE'S PLAYING THE ROLE OF A USED AND ABUSED PREGNANT WO-MAN. NOW SHE'S PREPARED TO DAMAGE CONTROL.

    JAY-Z HOOKED NAS UP WITH HIS FIRST BABY MOTHER AND HE WAS STILL HAVING SEX WITH HER.

    NOW IT'S BABY NUMBER TWO AND THE SAME OLE DRAMA!

    GAY-Z THE MATCH MAKER? PLEASE! HE DESTORYS FAMILIES.

    NAS, WHAT HAPPENED TO "KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER?

    YOU PROBABLY WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS BUT AALIYAH WAS BORN AS A HERMAPHRODITE. SHE USE TO GET THOSE "SHOTS". JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HER BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURES. ONE OF THESE BLOGS HAD A OLD PICTURE OF AALIYAH AND GUINUWINE. THIS WAS AROUND THE TIME SHE STARTED TO GET THOSE SHOTS. WHEN SHE WAS DATING GAY-Z HE TOLD HER ALL ABOUT THE PROCESS.

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  15. http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1060/whats-the-story-on-the-female-jazz-musician-who-lived-as-a-man
    Mod, do you remember this story?
    China the wrestler is another example I've heard that there are pictures on a web of China's penis.

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  16. This is pretty pathetic. None of you can offer a shred of evidence to back up your claims. If anything, it's just that same ol crab barrel mentality. Trying to find a way to speak badly of someone else because your own life is a disappointment. According to you clowns EVERY entertainer is either gay or an hermaphrodite. Ridiculous. LOL

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  17. You are all insane.

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