Monday, May 18, 2009

Subliminal Message: Mashonda



Hypothetical Situation:

What if Alicia Keys was in a relationship with Mashonda and Mashonda invited Swiss Beats to Join in - then Swiss Beats rejects the offer because he's "secretly" dating Alicia Keys brother.

After careful consideration, the two gay men decide to give up their "sperm" to impregnant one of the gay women, but - the most famous gay wo-man wasn't ready to have children so - the less famous one stepped up and decided to marry Gay man #1.

Mashonda began to squeal and leak information because she's receiving less attention. So, the swingers decide to push her out of the sex club, as the "famous one" search for a replacement.

Hollywood is filled with "arranged" situations!

13 comments:

  1. So is it safe to say that Alicia Keys was really messing with MaShonda and Swiss Beat was just a coverup. I can believe that. I really can't picture Ms. Keys being with a man! Not the way she be pimping around.

    Also I didn't know that Alicia Keys had a brother!

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  2. @ 10:17 AM

    They just "sprung" that on us. I didn't know she had a brother either.

    Everyone within Hollywood knew that Alicia Keys use to carry isht just like a dude. She had girlfriends and MASHONDA was her girlfriend.

    They will reach an agreement or else Mashonda will spill the beans.

    Why would a straight girl dress up like DKYE and take photos?

    I bet she had photos of Alicia Keys and she's prepared to tell ALL.

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  3. The sex tape..

    The adult rated photos..

    I can't tell if her child is a boy or a girl.

    AND

    I can't forget how Alicia Keys looked just like a little boy on the Cosby Show. She's getting those hormones shoots and when she talks, she sound like a boy!

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  4. NO - I BELIEVE THAT ALICIA KEYS AND MASHONDA ARE RELATED. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PICTURE:

    http://bossip.com/112822/confirmed-swizz-beats-admits-to-being-in-love-with-alicia-keys/swizzbeatsaliciakeys6/

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  5. EDIT:

    "But we’re nowhere near ready for a baby or a ring,” laughs Swizz, aka Kasseem Dean. “This whole song is not about Alicia (It's about her brother). The part about her cooking breakfast for me naked — she never done that for me (It was her brother who always cooked me breakfast in the NUDE.”

    “What we have is so precious (ALICIA AGREED TO KEEP OUR STORY COVERED).”

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  6. Which one was Alicia Keys on the Cosby Show??? I remember that Theo use to hang with this Hispanic looking kid that always wore a hat with his hair sticking out ot the front of it. Please don't talk me that he is suppose to be Alicia. Or did she just have a cameo role?

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  7. It's the slumber party episode where alicia keys rode on Bill's Knee:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB88RdqEZc8

    Alicia Keys is the kid with the grey, black sweatsuit with the red collar. Scroll over to Mark 1:09 and pause it there. All the girls look like girls and then there is a boy and Alicia Keys in the grey sweat suit.

    Pay attention to the comment Bill Cosby make while ALicia is on his knee.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB88RdqEZc8

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  8. Bill Cosby's Wife Camille was born as a hermaphrodite!

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  9. Damn Camille was born a hermaphrodite?? She must have been one of the females that had a strong repoductive system.

    The death (murder) of Bill Cosby's son has always been a mystery. I really believe that he was a sacrifice. And the so-called white friend of his, that was at the gym with him the night before his murder, was in on it. I find it very strange that they did not question that older lady that was suppose to be waiting for him. She was in on it also.

    You know you have to make a sacrifice when you succeed in the Devil's playground.

    So Bill is in on the hermaphrodite thing too!!! I was already aware that he is down with the Boule, but now I know how deep. I'm quite sure that he know his wife's condition.

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  10. Dang, I was just watching that episode with Alicia Keys, and that kid looks absolutely nothing like her. She does look like a little boy and she looks very fair skinned. I'm telling you she went through some serious reassignment.

    But what I don't understand, if you look like a boy and have a micro clitoris why dont you just have that enlarge and take the hormones that will make you more masculine. Instead of choosing to be female and still sleeping with females. They seem very confused. I do understand that the parents alot of times. cut it off before one can decide.

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  11. It was rather "odd" that Bill Cosby made that comment while Alicia Keys was riding on his lap.

    And it's rather "odd" that Swiss beats slapped a gag order on Mashonda.

    If this girl is found dead within three years then we know the reason why.

    Alicia Keys brother (out the blue she has a brother) and swiss beats are an item.

    The sister is serving as a cover up.

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  12. In Alicia Keys case, her singer voice was more feminie, so they decided that she's better as a female.

    Now with that new artist Unique Zayus, his singing voice is manly but he looks like a female.

    He might start taking pills to appear more manly.

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  13. What I found VERY odd and suggestive about that episode with 4 yr old Alicia Keys was this: As she was walking up to him to "ride" his knee, Bill Cosby says: "Ahh! Here comes my wife! Then he grabs her, puts her on his knee and says climatically, "Yeah that's it! Ride it, Ride it!" Double meaning and REALLY odd considering that EVERYONE thought Alicia was a little boy! Even though he was playing, WHAT is kind of mess is that to say to a little kid? These people are SICK!

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