Thursday, June 11, 2009

Suzanne Somers???



In January, Oprah Winfrey invited Suzanne Somers on her show to share her unusual secrets to staying young. Each morning, the 62-year-old actress and self-help author rubs a potent estrogen cream into the skin on her arm. She smears progesterone on her other arm two weeks a month. And once a day, she uses a syringe to inject estrogen directly into her vagina. The idea is to use these unregulated "bio-identical" hormones to restore her levels back to what they were when she was in her 30s, thus fooling her body into thinking she's a younger woman. According to Somers, the hormones, which are synthesized from plants instead of the usual mare's urine (disgusting but true), are all natural and, unlike conventional hormones, virtually risk-free (not even close to true, but we'll get to that in a minute).

Next come the pills. She swallows 60 vitamins and other preparations every day. "I take about 40 supplements in the morning," she told Oprah, "and then, before I go to bed, I try to remember … to start taking the last 20." She didn't go into it on the show, but in her books she says that she also starts each day by giving herself injections of human growth hormone, vitamin B12 and vitamin B complex. In addition, she wears "nanotechnology patches" to help her sleep, lose weight and promote "overall detoxification." If she drinks wine, she goes to her doctor to rejuvenate her liver with an intravenous drip of vitamin C. If she's exposed to cigarette smoke, she has her blood chemically cleaned with chelation therapy. In the time that's left over, she eats right and exercises, and relieves stress by standing on her head. Somers makes astounding claims about the ability of hormones to treat almost anything that ails the female body. She believes they block disease and will double her life span. "I know I look like some kind of freak and fanatic," she said. "But I want to be there until I'm 110, and I'm going to do what I have to do to get there."

That was apparently good enough for Oprah. "Many people write Suzanne off as a quackadoo," she said. "But she just might be a pioneer." Oprah acknowledged that Somers's claims "have been met with relentless criticism" from doctors. Several times during the show she gave physicians an opportunity to dispute what Somers was saying. But it wasn't quite a fair fight. The doctors who raised these concerns were seated down in the audience and had to wait to be called on. Somers sat onstage next to Oprah, who defended her from attack. "Suzanne swears by bioidenticals and refuses to keep quiet. She'll take on anyone, including any doctor who questions her."



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9 comments:

  1. Please read this entire article. Oprah is a weird BISH!

    The doctors wasn't allowed to speak the truth!

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  2. "According to Somers, the hormones, which are synthesized from plants instead of the usual mare's urine (disgusting but true), are all natural and, unlike conventional hormones"

    She said "NO" to PREMARIN.

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  3. I completely dispise Oprah's fat cracker loving ass. This chick really hate her own people, quietly. She feels that she has the monopoly on all freaking subjects. Who in the hell is she to tell people what to think and those white housewives in her audience eat 10 yards of her shit. And she aims to please them.

    Oprah is probably trying to get off the Premarin and try some natural estogen.

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  4. YOU SAW OPRAH WITHOUT MAKE-UP IN THE COLOR PURPLE.

    IN THAT MOVIE, SHE SOUND JUST LIKE A MAN AND WOULD HIT LIKE A MAN.

    AND SUZANNE SOMERS INJECTS IN HER VAGINA? THE SO-CALLED NATURAL BEAUTY FROM "THREE'S COMPANY"?

    IF SHE WAS A NATURAL BEAUTY THEN SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH MUCH TO APPEAR BEAUTIFUL!

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  5. WOULDN'T = SHOULD NOT

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  6. I was wondering why in the heck would Suz be injecting her vagina. That doesn't make since to me. Also way did she get kicked off of Threes Company. There is more to her story also.

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  7. @ 11:34 AM

    And chrissy was the reason Janet left the show.

    DAMN - Chrissy was a Sissy. I can't help but to think about all those straight men who tune in to watch this show. They wanted to stare at Chrissy boobs when they were really moobs with silicon implants.

    Then they had Jack head over heels for Chrissy who was really born as a male.

    This is exactly what's taking place in today's society. Too many celebrities are falling head over for women who were really born as a male.

    That's just awful - to inject estrogen in your vagina?

    She's afraid of that extra skin growing back down there.

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  8. Thank you for posting this! I had mentioned it in another Oprah post! I need to run out and get this week's Newsweek to read the comments. ALL of this is so weird!

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  9. Really google pics of Suzanne. Note a few things - 1) As Chrissy, she wore her bangs very low, all the way down to her eyes...to cover her manly browbone! (Back then they didn't have a perfect surgery to reduce a brow ridge - now they do!)
    2) Very detailed pics will show a light scarring of her skin in the moustache and beard area. This is from electrolysis treatments to remove facial hair.
    3) Her chin is square. It's a manly chin.

    She's a transsexual.

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