Monday, June 22, 2009

Couric so desperate for fans, she'll even take hermaphrodites

In what was probably an attempt to be a little witty and attract a few more fans, CBS News anchor Katie Couric made a comment that might turn some people away. She's even OK with hermaphrodite fans these days just to keep her show afloat!

Couric surprised local Fox News entertainment reporter and Couric super-fan Jason Matheson with a phone call to his FM107.1 show after hearing about his creepy obsession and shrine to her. He even wakes up to the CBS Evening News intro. Yikes.

After Couric admitted she was a a little freaked out by his obsession, Matheson said,"I'm just a simple little gay boy with a crush on Katie Couric."

Her response? "Get in line. Just kidding! For whatever reason, I have some gay fans. I am very flattered my gay friends enjoy my work. Gay, straight, I'll take anybody at this point... hermaphrodites."

Huh...? Being in third place does wonders for your abilities to stay PC.

Story Continues...


  1. I read once where an ex employee of Katie stated that she was a nasty bitch. The ex said that she is so darn cheap that she try to save by any means necessary even to the point where she'll wear the same underware more than one day. That sometimes she gets up throws on her clothes without washing her ass or brushing her teeth. I believe this is why she can't keep a man. They don't stay with her regardless of how much money she has. What man, if he is descent, want a dirty women.

  2. Hold up! Is she flippin the bird with her MAN HANDS???